Welcome to Ms. Mughannam's Math Classes!
Ms. Mugs' Top 10 Student Excuses for Not Doing Homework:
10. "I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past."
9. "I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad."
8. "Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned."
7. "Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing."
6. "I'm not at liberty to say why.'
5. "I wanted to frame the study hall you're about to give me."
4. "It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details."
3. "I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy."
2. "My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized."
1. "We had homework?!"
